why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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bite me

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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pobody's nerfect

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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