What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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