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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

hi mom

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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