- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Equal rights!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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