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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.