why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

rent a cops

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

your face

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Penis

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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