Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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