What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What are annoying? Ads.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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