A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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