My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Kameron Brown is gay.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

My children are mistakes

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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