did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

My spelling is horrible

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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