2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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silver bullet?

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lol

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Anti Joke

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