- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Grace Ackerson

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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