The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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School

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Oh, go away

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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