What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Women's rights.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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