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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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