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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Your mother is average.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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