Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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