Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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