- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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