- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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