- Anti Joke

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Bitch

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.