- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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