What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Microwave

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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