Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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