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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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