Have you ever heard of a goose?

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human centipede

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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