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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A jew enters a mall.

all the kids had fun

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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