What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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i hate non minorities!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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