Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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justin beiber sucks

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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