- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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