- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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