a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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kk

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Bitch

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Rebecca Black

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Anti Joke

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