Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Antijokes...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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