- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Women's Rights

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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