How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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