"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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