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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

oh hey.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A woman walks into a bar.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

nolan is gay

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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