- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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