- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

roses are red violets should be purple

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

an ethopian thanksgiving

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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