- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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