I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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