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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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