Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A women left the kitchen.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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