What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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