A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Poop.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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