- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Yo mama so fat.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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