- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A Duck walks into a bar.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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