- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

The cream, it is coming

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Daniel is a fag

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