Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Donald Trump.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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autsim

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The Colts this year.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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