- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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