why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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