Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

think twice or at least think

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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