- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

think twice or at least think

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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