DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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your face

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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your mum

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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read me write me

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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salad days!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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