A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Julian Ha.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What is older than history?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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