Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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