No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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yolo your orange looks orange

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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David Cameron

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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