- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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