- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am quite mature.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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