- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Knock Knock No solicitors

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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