- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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