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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

People...

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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