A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I enjoy Popcorn

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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