- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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