girls basketball

The holocaust

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Fine, ladies first.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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